| Youth Halter showing of Longhorns is growing like crazy. Kids can get high on Longhorns with no hangover or withdrawal pain. |
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If Texas Longhorns become a bore, or they eat too much, you can eat them. This is something you can't do with a boat, dog, or a hamster. |
When they get old, you can immortalize them into a rug and keep them in your home forever.
Enjoy the Western luxury of Longhorn hair between
your toes the first step out of bed every day. |
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You can have fun taking great photos. They love to Pose.
They like people, especially people with cow feed.
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